12/9/2005

The storm literally killed him.

Filed under: — Mike @ 3:25 pm

Alright, so I was just listening to the radio a moment ago, and the news guy reading his northeast-centric news is talking about the snowstorm that just yesterday hit all the suckers who have chosen to live in a frozen tundra for a third of the year. The news idiot says, “The storm is responsible for ten traffic related fatalaties.”

WHAT?

The storm did it?

How exactly does a storm kill someone? I have been thinking about this for a few minutes now, and I am very hard pressed to come up with many types of weather events that can actually kill someone, particularly if they have the standard in modern technology– a car, shelter, heat, a radio, a tv, etc.

The easiest way to avoid killing yourself in a traffic accident during a snow storm?

STAY HOME.

Idiots.

4 Responses to “The storm literally killed him.”

  1. Michael Says:

    if you want to get even more specific, Bush caused the fatalities with his environmental policies.

  2. jack Says:

    the address of 2235 s. woodland blvd., deland,fl…….32720…………..1-386-740-0603…………….i asked to speak to anthony t. coiro and the operator said he wouldn’t be in til the following day at around noon, and that he is still pres of the company

  3. Anonymous Says:

    sorry the storm did not kill me. so fn sorry to disappoint all of you.

  4. Mike Says:

    Ermmm….. OK.

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