How Cuba Can Open Trade with the United States:

Step 1. Announce the initiation of your shiny new nuclear program
Step 2. Wait a few years.
Step 3. Announce that you have discontinued your nuclear program.

See: President Bush Discusses North Korea

It worked for one communist nation, why not Cuba? Hell, Cuba isn’t evil while, according to the president, North Korea is evil. This should be a slam dunk.

We can all smoke a cigar while talking on our communist Chinese cellphones as we celebrate the lifting of our unjustified and hypocritical embargo against Cuba.

And people wonder why the international community considers our foreign policy to be a joke.